In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Yes good.
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I call this game how many pieces of uncooked spaghetti can I throw at my cat until she gets pissed off and bites me
39
i bet she’s spaghetting tired of your shit
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shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
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change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
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ARE WE ACTUALLY GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS VIDEO OR
JFC MY HEART HURTS A LOT man that wait for part 2 was so worth it. ;_;
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